CABERNET SAUVIGNON
Silky tannins and a long, smooth finish deliver delightful notes of blackberry, black cherry, cassis and chocolate. It pairs perfectly with grilled meats & mushrooms, bacon wrapped asparagus, late-night scrolling of your ex’s social media (F**k you, Derek!) and any time you just need a temporary, delicious, grey-toothed escape from reality.
PINOT GRIGIO
Featuring a refreshing acidity and a pleasant, lingering finish of pear, peach, honeydew melon and nectarine, our Pinot Grigio pairs perfectly with white meats, grilled veggies, blowing off adult responsibility for day drinking and getting over any feelings of parental disappointment you may have.
CHARDONNAY
Notes of yellow apple, pear, citrus blossom, oak, vanilla and coconut will appease the mightiest of gods and the casual-est of wine drinkers. Hoax Chardonnay can be your wingman for formal occasions or an 80’s dance party in your living room. Pair it with your favorite soft cheese, seafood, roasted chicken or a bag of microwave popcorn in your favorite sweats.
PINOT NOIR
Hoax 2020 Pinot Noir is a lot like your favorite little black dress. It’s a go-to for nearly any occasion, pairs perfectly with just about everything and makes you feel fabulous. Soft acidity, dry tannins and a lingering finish make it a perfect accompaniment to a night on the town and your favorite pork, chicken and salmon dishes. Or dress it down for a night on the sofa with your favorite pizza and several episodes of shows about serial killers. With hints of cranberry, cherry and vanilla, it’s an unbelievably versatile and delicious wine.